1) "I love you-tah. There's something about the Mormon people that I really enjoy."

2) "I love you-nicycle. I always have. When I was a kid I wanted to be a clown."

3) "I love you-lysses S. Grant. How can you not? He was a great General and is on the fifty-dollar bill to boot."

4) "I love you-kraine. My family migrated from there. Well, not really, but my barber is from there."

5) "I love you-hoo. I can't help it, it's a chocolaty delight."

6) "I love you-nicef. A love of people do, of course, but I'm really their biggest fan."

7) "I love you-cker. Bob Uecker, perhaps the greatest baseball announcer of all time. Did you see him in Major League?"