1) This damn gonorrhea will NOT go away.

2) Has anyone seen where I left my copy of "Twilight"? That book is waaay kewl.

3) Just got back from my AA meeting. I was a little late after picking up those pre-meeting wine coolers.

4) Can't wait to get this court-appointed ankle bracelet off (so itchy).

5) If loving meth is wrong, I don't want to be right.

6) I cannot get enough of punching out elderly people. They never can see it coming!

7) Aaargh! So tired of all these restraining orders. I was just barely stalking my ex.