1) More people fall asleep at it than do during a John Kerry speech.

2) Someone urinating in the punch bowl is actually viewed as one of the highlights of the evening.

3) You neglected to tell your guests that all of the food would be vegan.

4) Your cable goes out and you force your guests to watch DVDs of SpongeBob SquarePants.

5) Each of your guests volunteers to go pick up more beer, even though you have multiple cases that are still unopened.

6) After someone comes down with a serious stomach illness your hear multiple people whisper, "She's so lucky."

7) You forgot to inform your friends that they'd be watching the Super Bowl on a 19" screen.