1) He claims to be out of novocaine, but would be happy to dull the pain with a candy cane.

2) You're not sure how he's probing your gum line since both of his hands are adjusting the back of your headrest.

3) He thinks gingivitis is a legendary roman warrior.

4) You request a fluoride treatment and he cranks up Flo Rida's hit song "Right Round."

5) He thought a bite-wing was Batman's new vehicle.

6) When you asked about plaque, he pointed to his diploma on the wall.

7) He X-Rays your crotch and whispers "Oh yeah!"