1) Denied by courts in his bid to apply for custody of Jon & Kate's six boys.

2) Jon and Kate's breakup was just too much to bear.

3) Latoya refused to give him the name of her latest plastic surgeon.

4) Upset after losing his last glove.

5) So broken up over Farrah Fawcett's death.

6) Dude looked in the mirror!

7) Billie Jean got sick of him denying their relationship, showed up at the door and scared the shit out of him.