1) OK. You rub lotion on me and then I'll do you.

2) Hey, I signed us up for a couple's cooking class.

3) My ass isn't fat, is it? Is my ass fat? Tell the truth, 'cuz your ass is fabulous so you should know.

4) That puppy of yours gives a fantastic blow job!

5) Dude, you're wasted. Just crash at my place. It's always nice to wake up next to a warm body.

6) Let's get blasted on Cosmopolitans and then go see the Sex and the City movie!

7) Hey, this article says smegma is really good for you!