1) There Will Be Blood - No movie should be that slow, that aggravating, and that depressing. The fact that I got a really great deal on the DVD does little to make me regret watching this movie.

2) Pauly Shore is Dead - This was a mock-documentary of sorts where Pauly Shore pretends he's dead. It has a great list of cameos and by the end of the film you actually wind up wishing that Pauly Shore was dead.

3) Pootie Tang - This film featured Chris Rock, Wanda Sykes, and Dave Attel. They probably don't want you to remember that they were in this film, and luckily for them most people probably don't remember since it only grossed $3 million at the box office.

4) Men Seeking Women - I'm a big fan of Will Ferrell, which is why I bought this film, but I didn't even make it past half an hour into this movie.

5) Head of State - Another Chris Rock classic, this one wasn't so bad as it was just utterly disappointing. If you're wanting to watch a funny film about politics, stick to Dave or Bulworth.

6) The Million Dollar Hotel - I imagine there are two things that Mel Gibson really regrets: 1) A little police altercation from a few years back, and 2) Appearing in this film.

7) Sour Grapes - Two friends become enemies because one of them wins big with a slot machine. Think of it as What Happens in Vegas, if that film had Steven Weber and Craig Bierko instead of Ashton Kutcher and Cameron Diaz.