1) You will appear on Maury, and it is your baby!

2) Your breath smelly. Your date tell me.

3) I'm from Nigeria and want to offer you a way to make millions.

4) You lucky, lucky. Cyanide in your date's meal.

5) You will meet someone very famous, but it will be in prison.

6) You win! Multiple trips to bathroom in your future.

7) Your daughter has slept with half the football team while you've been out to dinner.