1) "I'm the kind of guy that thinks outside the bun."

2) "I should warn you that I typically over-promise when I'm being interviewed."

3) "Is that your daughter in that photo? She's really hot! Even if you don't hire me, can I have her number?"

4) "I don't mind working overtime, but I will moan and complain about it for weeks."

5) "You seem like a real prick, I'm not going to have to report to you am I?"

6) "Do you actually enforce your drug policy, or is just a written one that doesn't mean much?"

7) "I hope it's okay that I listed my probation officer as one of my references."