1) Tommy Lee - He and Puxatawny Phil have hated each other since that little bastard started dating Pamela Anderson.

2) Oprah - She can't get over the fact that a groundhog is a rodent and not a hog. Much like the fact she's a fatass and not big-boned.

3) Conan O'Brien - Is peeved that NBC is planning on using a groundhog to replace him on The Tonight Show.

4) Tiger Woods - Is convinced that he wouldn't have started his adulterous behavior if he wasn't coaxed into it by a gang of lascivious groundhogs.

5) James Cameron - He vowed to never forgive groundhogs after they went on strike during the original filming of Avatar. He was forced to delay the shoot for 46 days in order to create the concept of the Na'vi race.

6) Sonic the Hedgehog - Can't go anywhere without being mistaken for that oversized rodent.

7) Bill Murray - Is fed up with the constant hate mail he gets from groundhogs claiming his film portrayed their species in a negative light.