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7 Best Wombat Word Association Responses |
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Written by Chris Demetral
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Apr 05, 2009 at 09:36 AM |
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As you all know, we end all of our interviews with word association of the word "wombat." Below is a list of some of our favorite responses from various interviewees. 1) Brock Baker - Why do you always have to bring up traumatic childhood memories? You know that's a touchy subject, I don't want to talk about it. In all seriousness though, "book-mobile." 2) Doug Stanhope - Shut up and give me a cigarette. This really fucking blows. Wombat is a funny word! You fucking dunce cap. Do me a favor and hold my balls while I take a shit. And run this thing through spell-check for me. I don't have it in me.
3) Eddie Pence - Fight! Wombat! Fight! Wombat! Fight! (Always wanted to be a cheerleader.)
4) Michael Colton - A burrowing herbivorous Australian marsupial about the size of a badger.
5) Dan Bialek - That's easy, "cloacae," because wombats have them and it's a fascinating and hilarious word/orifice.
6) Greg Scarnici - "Penisball." I mean, come on! Is there really any other answer to this one?
7) Andy Milonakis - Put all of the money in the bag, this is a bank robbery. I am the person robbing you and you are the bank teller; now listen to me, put the money in the bag before I blow your goddamn head off.
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