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Home arrow Stories arrow The Shipwrecked Tourist
The Shipwrecked Tourist Print
Written by Steve Angell   
Dec 11, 2006 at 11:33 PM

Shipwrecked!

To his piercing eyes he could discern that this island, which he named Cambrosia, was inhabited only by wild animals and palm trees. He spent his first few hours futilely trying to escape this tropical dungeon through any means possible. His first plan was to make a raft out of his facial hair, but after he realized he had nothing to shave with, and determined that it'd take longer than two weeks, he quickly gave up. As the afternoon started to set in, he started to feel his hunger grow and wondered if he could survive in this newfound wilderness. It was shortly thereafter that the Busch Gardens security saw and rescued him.

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