First off, I'm angry at you. Yes, you. Don't turn your head and act like you weren't part of the problem. You're the very reason I fought every instinct I had and wasted 2 hours of my life on this cinematic afterbirth masquerading as...

Q: My girlfriend's cat hates me (not that he's completely blameless with his opinion). Last month while my girlfriend was out shopping, I was hanging out at her place watching TV on her couch when up creeps her kitty. When I reached down...