1) Jim Nelson thought he had found the love of his life when he met a bushy-tailed squirrel. However, love can be a very funny and heartbreaking thing. Seven months after Jim met his love he was served with a restraining order that forbade him from getting within 500 feet of the squirrel or its nuts.

2) In a strange case of double amnesia, John met the love of his life just 3 months after they had both suffered individual cases of amnesia. Though Sally was much older than him, they had a love for each other that could warm even the coldest of hearts. Much to their horror, after 10 years of marriage and 3 children (who had a total of 8 arms), they discovered that they were in fact mother and son. After this shocking discovery they decided to move to Alabama where nobody would frown upon their marriage.

3) In 1985, Paul and Mary’s courtship started with a simple hug. The story wouldn’t be so strange, but 2 years later when Paul and Mary wed he discovered that her name used to in fact be Mark. After overcoming the initial shock Paul became one of the biggest proponents of same-sex marriage.

4) Poor Joey Steinbeck was inflicted with multiple personalities, 6 in fact. One of the personalities (Pete) formed a crush on another of the personalities (Sandy). Sadly, after just a few short dates Sandy told Pete she didn’t want to see him again. Pete, totally crushed over the loss, went on a killing spree and took 6 lives, including Sandy’s and his own.

5) Cary always said she’d throw herself off a bridge if she couldn’t have Brad Pitt all to herself. Last Tuesday she jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge.

6) Perhaps one of the strangest couples ever, a dog named Rex had a fling with a cat named Snowball in the year 2003. They were into all kinds of kinky stuff, with their favorite being “doggy style.” Unfortunately, one day Rex went a bit too far and ate the pussy.

7) Darren and Bridget said they’d never let anything come between them, even though Bridget worked as a prostitute. Unfortunately Bridget’s pimp didn’t like the fact that Bridget was giving up the “goods” to Darren for free and demanded payment. Darren refused to pay and was promptly shot in the head and thrown in a dumpster. Bridget now offers half-off Tuesdays to honor the day her fiancé was killed.