1) It's not gay if it's with a 1960's terrorist.

2) It's not gay if it's with a radical pastor.

3) It's not gay if you're affiliated with ACORN.

4) It's not gay if it benefits Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

5) It's not gay if no one can accuse you of it being gay because they'll be considered a racist.

6) It's not gay if you're only doing it because you believe in "change" so much.

7) It's not gay if you're only doing it so you can get an extra vote.