1) It's not gay if he's wearing women's panties.

2) It's not gay if you're in a hotel room.

3) It's not gay if you're on the receiving end.

4) It's not gay if you're only screwing out of pity.

5) It's not gay if it lasts more than 5 minutes.

6) It's not gay if you're a dyke.

7) It's not gay if it's online.