On a recent trek to Pizza Hut, I discovered that Pizza Hut doesn't just spend time perfecting their pizza offerings, they also fill the minds of our children with perverse thoughts. On one of their children's placemats they have a seemingly innocent word puzzle where they ask you to find the words: boat, bongos, cat, concert, guitar, music, note, play, and song. You can see a copy of what the puzzle looks like up above.

However, in this same word puzzle we discover that Pizza Hut is teaching our children more than just how to find a few innocent words; their intent is much more malicious than that. Below, you'll see that the following words are included in the same word puzzle: ass, arab, get on, kum (misspelled), and yum. Clearly, Pizza Hut has hidden a secret message in this puzzle which reads "Yum kum get on Arab ass." What this means exactly is beyond me, but it's evident that Pizza Hut found it pretty important for our children to know it, if even subconsciously.