1) You want someone in office who can smile, nod, and point out problems but not clear-clad solutions.

2) You believe that the government should be entitled to a bigger portion of your paycheck.

3) At least it's not Hillary, right?

4) You believe negotiating with terrorist nations is a pretty good idea.

5) You resent the fact that your mom didn't have an abortion, and you want to make sure that no other kid ever has to go through life resenting their mother in that way.

6) With all the media coverage on Obama, you forgot that there was anyone else running for President.

7) You feel pressured to vote for him because you think you might be considered a racist if you don't.