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7 Fortune Cookie Fortunes You Hope To Never See #5

Written by Steve Angell

Jul 13, 2008 at 11:12 AM

1) Moo Goo Gai Pan is people.

2) Just like sweet and sour chicken, you are pussy.

3) You break fortune cookie, you buy fortune cookie. $10.

4) You will be fired for taking too long lunch break.

5) Your date's fortune says that she is a man.

6) Five-day old chicken make for interesting tomorrow.

7) 400th customer. You winner! Buy General Tso's chicken to see what you win.

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