The following is a selection of my favorite comments that I've heard people make after they broke up with their boyfriend/girlfriend.

1) "I'm taking the Wii; I don't care if it was an anniversary present."

2) "I hope she's not pregnant."

3) "It was like throwing a pickle down a hallway."

4) "Bitch got an Ipod."

5) "Screw her, her sister is prettier anyway."

6) "I hope he didn't give me an STD."

7) "She wouldn't call me back, so I shut off her cell phone."