1) It's not gay if you're high on acid.

2) It's not gay if you use scented candles.

3) It's not gay if you're only doing it to make your ex jealous.

4) It's not gay if you don't tell anyone.

5) It's not gay if you're from San Francisco.

6) It's not gay if you squint.

7) It's not gay if you're an interior decorator.