1) You know her name, phone number, and address, and she has no idea who you are.

2) You sign your name...

1) You know her name, phone number, and address, and she has no idea who you are.

2) You sign your name "Secret Admirer" more often than your legal name.

3) You know the best bush to hide behind at her house so as to not be seen.

4) You signed up for a gym membership just so that you could watch her work out.

5) You have a collage of pictures that you took of her hanging in your bedroom. All of which were taken without her knowledge.

6) You changed jobs just so that you could get a work schedule that would free up more time to keep an eye on her.

7) You have more pairs of her underwear in your dresser than your own, and you gave each one of them names.