It's not every day that a man accuses a wombat of raping him, but such was the case recently in New Zealand. In fact, not only did he accuse a wombat of raping him, but he also claimed that it made him speak Australian. Of course it turned out to be a false report, because as we all know wombats do not rape. They may pillage, but rape is not part of their repertoire. Read more about the story at foxnews.com.

In other wombat news, one of our readers recently informed us of an online wombat comic. Since we love comics and wombats this really tickled us pink (we were hoping for yellow). You can read the online comic at the appropriately named website WombatComic.com.