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Home arrow The Wicked 7 arrow It's Not Gay If... #9
It's Not Gay If... #9 Print E-mail
Written by Chris Kmotorka   
Dec 13, 2007 at 07:54 PM

Does this shirt make my butt look fat?

1) It's not gay if you pretend to not enjoy it.

2) It's not gay if only one of you wears leather.

3) It's not gay if you don't swallow.

4) It's not gay if the car you're in has a Hemi.

5) It's not gay if you don't tap your feet and hum.

6) It's not gay if you have a really macho safe word.

7) It's not gay if you use WD-40 and Duct tape.

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