1) It's not gay if you drive a Volkswagen Beetle.

2) It's not gay if you rock out to Sinead O'Connor.

3) It's not gay if your husband wears your lingerie.

4) It's not gay if you sleep with a chick right after you do it with a dude.

5) It's not gay if you're just "experimenting."

6) It's not gay if you cry during sex.

7) It's not gay if the sight of a naked woman makes you vomit.