1) You die today. Poison in fortune cookie. You should read fortune first!

2) She's way out of your league. You'll be alone tonight (in bed).

3) Trust me, you've eaten worse things than cat....

4) This product may contain lead and or traces of mercury.

5) The secret to eternal bliss will be found in Wang Chung.

6) It will all be your fault.

7) This is a hold up. Put your money on the table and leave quietly and no one will get hurt.