1) It's not cheating if you're not on top.

2) It's not cheating if she's been really naughty.

3) It's not cheating if handcuffs are involved.

4) It's not cheating if it's "opposite Tuesday."

5) It's not cheating if your husband told you it was ok to get a facial.

6) It's not cheating if you feel really bad afterward.

7) It's not cheating if you had to pay for it.