1) Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

2) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

3) If I told you you have a smokin' body, would you hold it against me?

4) Do you like waffles? Because I want to know what to get you for breakfast.

5) I lost my number, can I have yours?

6) I'm gonna rip out your eyes and skull-fuck you.

7) I'm kinda hungry, mind if I eat your cupcake?