1) It's not gay if you play cops and Indians.

2) It's not gay if you have extra KY Jelly.

3) It's not gay if you're a talk show host.

4) It's not gay if the lights are off.

5) It's not gay if he yells "fuck you" and you take it as a dare.

6) It's not gay if you play hide the pickle.

7) It's not gay if you've just got to tap that ass.