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Another 7 Annoying Things On MySpace

1) Incorrect body labels - Hey ladies, if you're flat-chested, that doesn't automatically make you "slim/slender." It's supposed to mean that you're actually SLIM, not that you have no tits.

Oh and just because you've played on the company softball team, you are not "athletic," if you weigh 160 and you're 5'3.

2) I don't care about your blog - Just what the world needs more of; someone who thinks their daily "adventures," are worthy of being cataloged. Why would I want to read that crap when there are so many articles on people who are actually interesting?

3) Friend whores - I barely have the time to take care of all the details in my life, how the hell can you keep up with 8,987 friends? Either you're an unemployed slug who shits out emails like clockwork or you are a friend whore (I'm voting for the latter).

4) "Oh, this is an ugly pic" - Then don't fucking post it. You know you like that picture or you never would have uploaded it. Did someone have a gun to your head and say "Post that picture or I'll fill you with lead!"? No, they didn't. Stop pretending to be meek.

5) "Friend Requests - Require email or last name" - Oh, so you're SO popular that you have to screen out people. How am I ever going to scam you to go to my "site with all my seXXXy pics" if I can't get you to friend me?

6) Leaving "advertising" in your comments section - Are you that desperate to have shit up there that you need to leave the "Find out who's spying on your page" tracker and the "Hey Dude! That free ring tone thing worked!!!!"? That's just sad, and so are you.

7) "I'd umm, like to meet Brad Pitt" - He's bangin' Angelina Jolie every night. Do you think he wants to meet your boring ass? The last thing he wants is to meet desperate fans who pine for him. Try someone more in your league like Steve Buscemi!