1) It's not gay if nobody else will put out.

2) It's not gay if you sleep with a guy because he's more attractive than your wife.

3) It's not gay if another guy buys you a drink.

4) It's not gay if your mom approves.

5) It's not gay if your mother tucks you in.

6) It's not gay if you shave his back first.

7) It's not gay if you shave your sister's legs.