1) She randomly calls you "John" even though your name is Dave.

2) After sex she digs through your wallet for $20.

3) She hangs out with a guy that has a walking stick, flashy jacket, purple hat, and drives a low-rider.

4) She tells you that she works in a call center and that her official job title is "call girl."

5) When you ask her where you rank in her list of lovers, she says that you're somewhere between number 200 and 300.

6) When you introduce her to your buddies they instantly call her "Bunny" even though her name is Sally.

7) She carries three different sizes of condoms in her purse.