Our 3rd installment includes a viewer's pick of Picabo Street. Remember, you too can vote for who you think should be on our list (regardless if they're famous or not) by using our contact form.

1) Reese Witherspoon - Where to see her: Pleasantville (movie), American Psycho (movie), Sweet

1) It's not gay if it's your cousin.

2) It's not gay if it's consensual.

3) It's not gay if you...

1) It's not gay if you lick it like a lollipop.

2) It's not gay if your eyes are closed.

3) It's not gay if your "member" is...

Here's our latest list of the world's hottest women. If you think we're missing someone from our list then use our contact form to let us know who we should add (even if they're not famous, but we'll still need a photo of the lovely lady).

1) Angelina Jolie...

1) 5th Birthday - This was when I discovered how poor my family really was. My parents gave me a small blue cake with yellow frosting that was very hard and even harder to cut into and chew, not to mention horrible in taste. Three months later on a trip to the "little boy's room" I finally figured out that my parents gave me a urinal cake for my birthday. They tried to do the same thing for my 6th birthday too, but that time they at least had the decency to wash it off first.

2) 9th Birthday - My parents had finally landed good jobs and my mom didn't have to hook...

This list pays homage to the beautiful women in the world; it is NOT a section for pornography or other such deviance. The women that make this list don't necessarily have to be famous, but it helps. Below are our picks for this week's Hottest Women In The World (in no particular order).

1) Natalie Portman - She's been involved with big name movies...

There are, as everyone knows, seven days in a week, so it seems only fitting that we should have a Wicked 7 that ranks the days of the week in order. Below are our picks for the best and worst days of the week (ranked from best to worst).

1) Friday- Yes, most people still have to work on Friday, but it's still the best day of the week. It's filled with hope for a fun weekend and is usually the easiest day to work, unless, of course, you wind up being fired or...

A little wombat informed us that Mike Cox was recently re-elected as the Attorney General of Michigan. This got us to thinking about all the wonderful headlines that his campaign could've possibley had. Without any further ado, we're proud to present this special Wicked 7...