1) It's not gay if nobody else will put out.

2) It's not gay if you sleep with a...

1) All the fake profiles - Is there anything more annoying than getting a friend request from a hot chick and then finding out it's actually from a fake profile?

2) Fake comments - If there's one thing worse than a fake profile, it's...

1) She randomly calls you "John" even though your name is Dave.

2) After sex she digs through your wallet for $20.

3) She hangs out with...

Mila Kunis

Where to see her: That 70's Show (TV), Family Guy (TV voice), Boot Camp (movie), Moving McAllister (movie).

Avril Lavigne...

1) It's not gay if the llama doesn't complain.

2) It's not gay if one of you is asleep...

1) Jenna Fischer

Where to see her: Blades of Glory (movie), The Office (TV), Slither (movie).

2) Sarah Silverman...

1) It's not gay if it's in prison.

2) It's not gay if you use a dildo...

Adolf Hitler - This one's a given. We're pretty sure that God wouldn't want someone in Heaven whose goal was to wipe out God's people.

Tom Cruise - He doesn't...

Our 3rd installment includes a viewer's pick of Picabo Street. Remember, you too can vote for who you think should be on our list (regardless if they're famous or not) by using our contact form.

1) Reese Witherspoon - Where to see her: Pleasantville (movie), American Psycho (movie), Sweet

1) It's not gay if it's your cousin.

2) It's not gay if it's consensual.

3) It's not gay if you...