1) Bros before hos. - This is a common saying used by men. It's meant to inform your friends that your male friends are more important than their girlfriend. The problem? While most...

2) Knock on wood. - This one is...

1) Cutscenes: Halo 2 gave us 15 chapters. Unfortunately, the first chapter is nothing but cutscene. The second chapter introduces the player to moving as the Master Chief...wrapped in cutscene. It's wonderful to have more exposition in the game, but cutscenes that last more than five minutes do one thing: Annoy. Did we buy Halo 2, or another Final...

1) Cheaters: You're playing a good game, have gotten your fair share of kills, and suddenly your screen goes blue. Maybe someone quit the game, but maybe your game has been visited by that not-rare-enough online competitor, the cheater. They may be playing on a modded box or they may know the art of Standby. Whatever the case, they've just ruined...

1) It's not cheating if you're not on top.

2) It's not cheating if she's...

Liv Tyler

Where to see her: Lord of the Rings trilogy (film), Armageddon (film), Reign Over Me (film).

1) "That's Jeff'd up." Other variations include "I'm going to Jeff you up" or "You're Jeff'd up." - Basically "Jeff" is new the F word.

2) "You be trippin' like a 7-year old girl with a jump rope." - A new variation of "You be trippin'" that adds a whole new flavor to the saying.

3) "Pimpin' it...

1) Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

2) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

3) If I told you you have a...

1) It's not gay if you like to snuggle.

2) It's not gay if you do it all night long.

3) It's not gay if you use...

1) TheOnion.com - If satire news is your thing, then TheOnion.com is your site. Think of it as MSN.com, but funnier and with fewer references to Microsoft. It is true that onions cause people to cry, and this one is no different, except it'll be tears of laughter flowing down your cheeks.

2) PlentyOfFish.com - Looking for someone to...

1) It's not gay if you play cops and Indians.

2) It's not gay if you have extra KY Jelly.

3) It's not gay if you're a...