Do you play Call of Duty 2? Do you want to play it? Do you just want to read about people playing it? Then this article is for you!

We all make bad purchases from time to time. Sometimes it's a DVD, sometimes it's a digital frame you didn't intend to purchase. I bear my soul with some of my bad DVD purchases, and take solace in the fact that I didn't buy the film Envy starring Jack Black...

We men are a strange breed. We have a pretty good understanding of one another, and suffice to say, no man wants to hear his buddy utter one of these statements...

We all want to improve our lives in various ways. Some of us want to lose weight, others want to cut down on crack cocaine. We're not here to judge, really...

Our first edition of the New Year's shouts were so popular that our other editor decided to join in on the fun. This one has fewer mentions of feces, so we're pretty proud of that.

Some people have odd names, which can be both good and bad. Take Marijuana Pepsi for instance, her name is very odd by normal standards. We look at 7 interesting sentences that can come about with the use of her name...

New Year's parties are a time for celebration and probably a few regrettable moments. We've got a list of phrases that you avoid shouting out at the stroke of midnight...

Some rules definitely need to be enforced by parents, but we have a list of strange ones that you should probably avoid...

Everybody loves Santa. It's a fact. Look him up on Wikipedia and you'll see that this is true (actually, we're too lazy to pull up Wikipedia, but we'll stand by that statement). But we've got to wonder if he'd be nearly as popular if he had one of these nicknames instead...

They say it's better to give than it is to receive, but hopefully you're not giving any of these presents (and we really feel bad for you if you're receiving them)...