1) This damn gonorrhea will NOT go away.

2) Has anyone seen where I left...

1) She sets up a massage parlor in her bedroom and heavily promotes a "happy ending."

2) She randomly tells...

1) Our sales people always lie, I'm surprised you fell for it.

2) Can you call back in a...

1) "My positive steroid test was caused by prescription medicine. I told my Doctor that I needed to hit more home runs, but I had no idea he was giving me performance enhancing drugs. I figured it was a protein shake - the injectable kind." - Manny Ramirez...

1) At one point in your life, whether you intend to or not, you will say something that could be construed as racist.

2) Wealth will never...

1) You're on the run from the law and you assume they'd never look for you there.

2) You're on your way to Canada to score...

1) "Yes, I took injections, but I didn't know they were steroids. I thought I was getting Botox treatment. It's embarrassing, but I have a really wrinkly butt." - Roger Clemens...

As you all know, we end all of our interviews with word association of the word "wombat." Below is a list of some of our favorite responses from various interviewees.

1) Brock Baker - Why do you always have to bring up...

1) Tell her that she looks like she's getting fat and should probably take a pregnancy test.

2) Tell her that...

1. When someone asks "Who farted?"

2. When your girlfriend asks you...